
This game has more writing than all Stephen King novels stitched end to end. This game has more writing than any game I have ever played. You might find Corruption of Champions 2 to be similarly penetrating, when you first get into it, though you might not notice the gape at first. Many a woman has found herself on the receiving end of my 20-inch magnum monster and regretted the first few inches, until the lube caught up. So, CoC 2 is not a sequel to CoC, but more of a tribute to the original game with a lot of the content adapted for a bigger and better release. It takes roughly the same bloat to run Google as it does to run CoC 2. You can play it on any computer without checking the minimum requirements.

I absolutely love that they went in this direction. For this undertaking, they decided to go with pure browser jS for CoC 2. That’s why it was the smartest bet to keep whatever script they were proud of, dump the shit they didn’t want to use, and revamp everything in a brand new engine. I’ll talk more about what makes CoC 1 and 2 real RPGs, but suffice it to say they have a lot of writing. It was some old game engine that forced them into weak stylistic decisions. They really did the best they could with what they had. Now comes the part where I say, but actually, it had heart and soul. I know I can be mean sometimes, but some interfaces give me butt cancers, and this was one of them. The original CoC was a very original game with the kind of interface that I have no problem calling a piece of steaming dog shit. But, I think I kind of demystified what the whole Corruption of Champions 1 and 2 business is all about. I have no idea what they’re on about most of the time. These guys have their own insider culture that reads like foreign poetry to me.

One of the most confusing parts of being a fan of text-based online porn games is trying to follow the insane terminology and trends that they follow. The one we’re talking about today, Corruption of Champions 2, is officially in the capable hands of Savin and crew. That’s why most of his games involve outside help. He’s one of the smarter game dev virtuosos who tend to realize that Rome wasn’t built in a day, and one guy can’t do everything when a game grows out of scope. This guy has been bringing the world of porn games some hardcore quality writing and gameplay for years. COC2! I’ve talked about porn game legend Fenoxo before, and it brings me great pleasure to get to cover one of his games in more detail.
